To all my Russian friends. Thank God you were born Russian. Instead of being arrogant and egotistical because of your outward appearance and God-given talents you are self-deprecating and altruistic. Hopefully.
Karl Lagerfeld is an absolute drop-kick, a tiny-waisted modern German fashion fascist. Whilst admiring his propensity for producing stylish garb, the publishing house he runs and his famed iPod collection; the mind struggles to behold this absolute ridiculous being parading on the planet. He is six foot tall and weighs 60 kilos. When he dips below that number he eats a piece of toast for dessert. He was known to chew and spit rich food "Für einen kleinen Geschmack" for a little taste.